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HOLD SOMETHING$UNSTABLE.EARN SOMETHINGSTABLE.
A darkly honest look at rugs, scams and the terrible decisions that keep us coming back.
UNSTABLE
STAN
STAN
01 / THE PATIENT
−87%REKT
THE MARKET
BROKE HIM.
Stan survived rugs, scams, liquidations, broken promises and far too many Telegram groups.
Now he turns the chaos into content. The charts took his money. They didn't take his timing.
“I don't need help. I need liquidity.”
02 / A SHARED CONDITION
WE MAKE FUN OF THE RUGS.
WE MAKE FUN OF THE SCAMMERS.
WE MAKE FUN OF THE LIQUIDATIONS.
WE MAKE FUN OF THE TERRIBLE DECISIONS.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE MAKE FUN OF OURSELVES.
WE ARE ALL $UNSTABLE.
03 / THE MECHANIC
THE ONLY THING
THAT SHOULD BE STABLE.
BUY / SELL
↓
1% TRADING TAX
↓
USDC REWARD POOL
↓
ELIGIBLE HOLDERS
A 1% trading tax is intended to fund a variable USDC reward pool for eligible $UNSTABLE holders.
More activity can mean more USDC enters the pool. Nothing is promised; the market has made enough promises already.
Rewards depend on trading activity, are variable and are never guaranteed. Crypto is risky.
04 / THE ROAD AHEAD
CHECK IN TO
THE ASYLUM.
Five doors. No false promises. Just the planned descent.
05 / QUESTIONS FROM THE TRENCHES
FAQ's
The quick version, for anyone who has read enough whitepapers to know better.
WHAT IS $UNSTABLE?
$UNSTABLE is an ironic look at crypto culture, built by people who actually live in the trenches. Every week brings another useless memecoin, suspicious developer and group of traders becoming exit liquidity.
It exists to make fun of rugs, scammers, fake promises and the terrible decisions we all keep making.
HOW DO USDC REWARDS WORK?
Hold $UNSTABLE, receive USDC. Every buy and sell includes a 1% trading tax, intended to fund a USDC reward pool for eligible holders.
Rewards are variable: more trading activity can mean more USDC enters the pool. There is no magic money printer, and rewards are never guaranteed.
WHO IS UNSTABLE STAN?
Stan is the main character. He survived rugs, liquidations and far too many Telegram groups. The market broke him, and now he turns it into content.
Stan roasts terrible projects, calls out suspicious behavior, scans tokens and laughs at the madness of the timeline alongside us.
WHAT ARE WE BUILDING?
USDC rewards are the starting point. The roadmap presents future concepts for simple, entertaining products traders might genuinely use:
- Token Scanner: a concept for checking contracts, liquidity, holder concentration and developer wallets.
- Roast Ecosystem: wallet roasts, token reviews and community competitions.
- Paid Promotions: clearly labelled project features or roasts; no project can buy a better safety rating.
These roadmap concepts are informational only—not live tools or services.
WHO CONTROLS THE PROJECT?
The community. Every holder can contribute by creating memes, building tools or suggesting utilities. As the project grows, the community can help decide how revenue is used—potentially for buybacks and burns, USDC airdrops or new utilities.
OFFICIAL LINKS & SAFETY
Contract: EexFo8fFazrtQcsNs7vUvrf663t6QY4Jz8hXqZP42E4t
X:
@bornunstable ↗
Telegram:
t.me/BornUnstable ↗
Admins never DM first or ask for your seed phrase. Crypto is risky, $UNSTABLE is not a promise of profit, and USDC rewards depend on trading volume.
06 / STAY SAFE
VERIFY.
THEN VIBE.
Admins never DM first or ask for your seed phrase. Verify the contract through official channels.